Sunday, May 20, 2007

Tips for seducing a straight guy

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Tips for seducing a straight guy

1. Flatter them, they may not show it but men always want[ed] to have their ego bolstered through praise.

2. Throw naughty jokes about sex when only the two of you are together.

3. Be extra nice and caring.

4. Be generous.

5. Watch a straight porn with him. When lust[s] starts to set him on fire and no woman is in sight [sic], chances are you'll get lucky sister! Even straight guys unconsciously desire an encounter with the [third] same sex.

6. If all else fails, the answer is alcohol in large quantities. Kapag nalasing na siya, ehehe winner ka na!

11 comments:

ian said...

hmmm... magawa kaya ito... i've always fallen for straight guys.

Riki The Dark said...

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|=[RaPtUsErUm]=| said...

i've tried some of the tips here...
all i get is a "yuck"
sigh

southdude said...

hahaha im guilty of some of them!

rigel said...

wahahahha!!! guilty as well. except for #6

taylerr said...

PARANG MGA EXENA SA EATING OUT hihihihi


cute post

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Yeap, that's actually my technique. This one guy was so worried about hurting my feelings that he agreed to a one time experience. Guess what? It's still on.

Anonymous said...

Hello my name is Merle Dean Shamblin and I would like to be your new friend. I sure could use somebody to chat with. I am a 47 year old long haul truck driver who currently lives in Duncan Oklahoma. Dec 8th 1960 I was born in Fairview Oklahoma. Moved to Caddo and Washita counties where I attended school at Colony Hydro and Weatherford. My parents Malvin and Wanda Shamblin were cotton and peanut farmers. Dad died in 99 from lung cancer. Graduated from SWOSU with a business degree. My two sisters are LaDonna Hubert and Malva Burrahm. Dennis is my brother. I have been a truck driver for 14 years and have driven 2 million paid miles. I have received many safe driving awards over the years. I am single and have never been married. I have a wide range of interests and am pretty much an open book. Currently I drive a 2006 Freightliner for a major carrier. I dont go to Canada very often. I dont have a dedicated route so I run the entire lower 48. I enjoy reading cinema music sports travel etc

Michelle said...

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Just wondering how it really effects by seducing a guy!?

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