Initiating anti-libido protocol: workstation sequence override
1. Pause activity. breathe deep. think of nasty thoughts.
2. Do a kambyo... make sure to wash hands after.
3. If kambyo will not work, one needs a little gentle squeezing. make sure to wash hands after.
4. If squeezing doesn't work. Go to g4m. Harass the guys posting in the sex forums. Make sure to exude an image of a nasty hornydog.
5. Wait for a private message. Harass the guy who dares to send you a privy at this very tense moment. If possible, convince the prey to go online so you can harass him freely on IM.
6. If such possibility is not available, request the team leader to allow you to log on to the adult chat account. Vent frustrations at work.
7. If such option is not available. Pursue G4M harassment method. SONNET* optional. Manual and deliberate stroking strictly prohibited.
8. When critical threshold is imminent, log off from IM. Take a yosi break. Take a leak.
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Ang buhay tigang... lahat pagtritripan.
*sonnet - sex on chat/net
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