Tips for seducing a straight guy

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Tips for seducing a straight guy

1. Flatter them, they may not show it but men always want[ed] to have their ego bolstered through praise.

2. Throw naughty jokes about sex when only the two of you are together.

3. Be extra nice and caring.

4. Be generous.

5. Watch a straight porn with him. When lust[s] starts to set him on fire and no woman is in sight [sic], chances are you'll get lucky sister! Even straight guys unconsciously desire an encounter with the [third] same sex.

6. If all else fails, the answer is alcohol in large quantities. Kapag nalasing na siya, ehehe winner ka na!

Singlehood... Reasons for Seasons

This is a repost from a g4m forum posted by a good friend. His handle is Beta_blocker. This is a February 25, 2005 entry from his blog. Author unknown. But it's worth sharing... Read on!

"People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it
is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly.

They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason, you need them to be.

Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand.

What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.

When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (any way); and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being part of my life."

The Legend of the Three Sexes

"This is why we always find someone to love..."

Do you ever wonder if you really have a soulmate?
Do you ever wonder why there are gays and lesbians?
Don't you ever wonder why some people love their same sex?
Do you ever wonder why some people love their opposite sex?
And do you ever wonder why these love are indestructible?
Why do most people seem to cannot live without someone to love?
And finally, why is it that people do not know what they have until it is gone?

Let me tell you about the Myth of Love...

It was said that before, in the origin of times, there were three sexes; male, female, and androgene. Original humans do not look like how we humans look today. Humans before were said to be twice of each person now, with two heads, two pair of eyes, two pair of lips, four hands, four feet, two bodies, two hearts, and of course two genitals. Then, if the person has two vaginas, that is a female. If the person has two penis, that is a male person. If the person has both the two different organs, a vagina and a penis, then that person is an androgene. They said that androgenes were the most beautiful people among all because they have mostly the best features and characteristics of both the male and the female. Because these people dream of being in heaven, even if they already have the heavens in their selves, they want to experience it even for just a little while. And so they climbed to Mount Olympus. Zeus got furious upon seeing the people going up the mountain. He said, "How dare these immortals climb our wondrous world? And to think I'd let them experience it! Especially now that they do not cherish of what they have!!! " He got so mad that he used his lightning bolts to cut each person in half to make them weaker enough so as not to continue on climbing." The God of Healers healed the wounds of the people cut in half. And from then on, everyone started to look out for their pair the moment they got down from the mountains.

This is why there is the term "soulmates". Their bodies, in which their souls rest, used to be one. Therefore soulmates. They said that this is also the reason why there are people who love their same sex, the gays and lesbians. They are the males and females before. And this also explains why gays are creative, because they are both males before, they tend to concentrate on what they lack. The same thing for lesbians. Because they are both females before, they tend to be strong as not to be underestimated. Androgenes would be equal to male and female lovers. That is why nowadays these couples are the most acceptable, stronger, and the most beautiful among all partners, they have the strength of both males and females. Lovers nowadays, whether gay, lesbian, or male and female couples, are indestructible because they are the pairs before. They are really meant to be. This myth also explains why it is natural for people to just realize the value of the people they love only when they are about to be gone or are already gone. Because this happened even before, and we become weaker without our pair. We realize that we need them, truly love them, and that together, we are stronger. This is also why we kiss.We always try to find the lips wherein ours will fit well. This is also why we like to hold hands with the one we love, to find out if the spaces between their fingers are the spaces where ours used to lay. And finally, this is why we always find someone to love. We always want to complete ourselves... Because we need the strength of the one we love in order to go on with the hardships of life... We need to fill in a missing space... And most of all, because we used to have two hearts.

We need to find the other one.

Isang Maikling Panaginip

May 13, 2007, sometime before 5:30 a.m.

Dinalaw ako ng isang maikling panaginip. Sa panaginip na ito, natutulog daw ako. May katabi akong dalawang lalaki, isa sa kanan at isa sa kaliwa. Lahat kami ay nakatagilid, at nakaharap sa iisang direksyon. Nagulat na lamang ako nang biglang naramdaman ko sa aking likod ang isang matigas na bagay. ____ ng katabi ko. Ang sarap ng pakiramdam. Hinawakan nya ang aking kamay, at nang lilingon na ako para tingnan sya at para magawa na namin ang dapat gawin.... NAGISING AKO!!! Hindi na ako muling nakatulog pa... Bad trip di ba?! Sana isa sa mga gabing ito ay mapanaginipan ko uli yon, at sana, hindi na bitin.

Tales Of The Firebomb Survivors

I.

Bumaba siya sa kanto ng Shaw at Kalentong, alam kung saan patungo. Upang madagdagan ang kanyang dalang pera, nagwithdraw pa siya sa Banco De Oro, na isang tawid lang mula sa kanyang binabaan. Sa tapat nito ay makikita ang Jollibee kung saan may mga jeep na patungong Punta, Santa Ana. Dito matatagpuan ang kanyang destinasyon. Matapos ang ilang minuto, may humintong jeep at siya ay sumakay dito.


II.

Mahaba-haba rin ang kanyang biyahe upang makarating sa may tulay. Sa Kalentong pa lang, tapat ng Marketplace ay dagsa na ang mga mamimili sa palengke. "Hindi kaya hassle pumunta roon?" tanong ng binata sa kanyang saril. "Bahala na, first time ko to doon pagkataon." Hirit nito sa kanyang sarili.

Bumaba siya sa isang complex bago dumating ng Gabby's ang jeep. Una niyang hinanap ang lugar, ngunit sa kasamaang palad, patay ang mga ilaw nito. Sa tabi ay may videokehan na may nagkakantahang mga GRO at mga tambay na mukhang katulong sa may pintuan. Ang kanyang hinahanap naman ay sarado, mukha atang nalugi na makaraan ang ilang buwan lang nitong pagbubukas.

Kaya't siya ay bumalik upang tumbukin ang ikalawa niyang target. Sa Kalentong rin ito ngunit sa kabilang dako naman. Sumakay siyang muli na jeep na magdadala sa kanya sa Shaw Boulevard. Makarating doon, siya ay naglakad ng kaunti upang sumakay muli ng jeep na magdadala sa kanya sa San Juan.

III.

Sa isang kanto, bago lumiko ang jeep. Napilitan siyang bumaba. Ang binata ay naglakad pa ng ilang metro at sa kanyang tapat ay bumulaga ang isang lumang bahay. Wala itong ilaw at pati ang sign nito ay nakapatay rin. Ikalawang beses na niyang pumunta rito kaya't kahit mukhang sarado ito pagdating sa labas, laging nakabukas ang pintuan nito para sa mga dayong katulad niya.

Ang binata ay tumawid. Hindi nito ininda ang nag-iinumang matatanda na nakatingin sa kanya, isang bahay ang pagitan mula sa kanyang pupuntahan. "Hindi kaya ma-boga ako dito?" Tanong niya sa kanyang sarili? "Sino ang tatawagan ko, sakaling lusubin ito ngayon gabi... bahala na, kelangan ko ng masahe." Sabi nito sa kanyang sarili.

Kaya't siya ay pumasok at naabutan pa ang ilang mga binatilyo na nagkwekwentuhan sa reception area. Ang lahat ay biglang tumayo at napatahimik sa kanyang biglang pagdating.

"Manong, magkano ho ulit?" Tanong niya sa mamang nakaupo sa lamesa. Ang ginoo ay matanda na, ngunit bakas sa kanyang mukha ang kasanayan sa biglang transaksyon na dala ng binata.

"P300" Sagot niya dito.

Matapos magkasundo sa presyo, agad tinuro sa dayo ang isang pader na gawa sa kahoy. Ito ay may maliit na butas kung saan ang binata ay kailangang sumilip at mamili ng magseserbisyo sa kanya. Mahigit pito ang nasa loob. Lahat sila ay nakatayo, mga seryoso at pilit na kinukuha ang atensyon ng binata - na magbabayad ng masahe nila pagdating sa taas. Para silang mga kabayo na ikakarera sa isang paligsahan. Ang iba ay nakasando - lalo na ang mga matipuno. Ang iba naman ay naka-tshirt. Mukha silang mga patpating mga bata na hinugot lang sa may kanto. Mayroong isa, halatang proud sa kanyang moreno at balingkinitang pangangatawan. Hindi man ito kasing bato-bato gaya ng sa iba. Sa kanyang porma pa lang, alam mo nang siya yung tipong mambabalibag sa kama.

Kung titingnan mo sila, para silang mga ordinaryong tambay sa isang skwater di malayo sa lugar. Hindi sila yung tipong nakwekwento sa mga forums o kaya naman ay pinagmamalaki sa mga magazine (maging jologs man ito). Tingin ko nga, ang ilan sa kanila ay maaring gumanap na sa mga "scandal" na binebenta sa Quiapo. Kumbaga, sinanay na sila ng panahon para sa ganitong kalakaran.

Wala pang isang minuto, nakapili na ang binata. Sa kanyang isipan, naglalaban kung kukunin ba niya yung kahawig ni Dominic Ochoa, o yung kaisa-isang barako na walang pang-itaas na suot. "Bahala na, trip lang naman ito." sagot niya sa kanyang sarili. "At least dito, walang personalan... masahe lang." Depensa nito sa kanyang gagawin. Mabilis ang mga sumunod na pangyayari. Nakatayo pa rin at pilit pa ring nang-eenganyo ang mga binata sa kabilang bahagi ng pader, samantalang ang receptionist naman ay halatang kinakabahan... Baka kako umatras ang dayong kliyente, wala na namang kita ang...

"Manong yung nakahubad sa dulo," Sabay biglang turo ng binata sa morenong balingkinitan na napansin niya na kaagad unang silip pa lang niya sa pader.

IV.

Umupo muli ang mga ibang nakatayo, ang napili naman ay nagsukbit ng tuwalya at inabot ang lotion at rubbing alcohol na nasa isang tokador sa tabi ng kanilang pintuan. Tahimik itong lumabas mula sa kanilang maliit na tambayan at inabangan ang binata na papalapit dito.

"Ikaw si James?" tanong ng binata.

"Opo sir," pangiting sagot naman nito. Ang kanyang mukha na ngayon ay gaya sa isang maamong pusa. Siguro dahil ay may kita... at posibleng extra na naman siya.

"Ayus... Ako nga pala si Jerson. Kinagagalak kitang makilala." Pakilala ng binata habang dahan dahan silang umaakyat ng hagdan na magdadala sa kanila sa mga aircon na kwarto sa itaas.

Newly uploaded songs in my iPod as of 07 May 2007

Katharine McPhee - Over It
Alanis Morissette - My Humps
Bone Thugs N Harmony feat Mariah Carey & Bow Wow - Lil Love
Katharine McPhee - Not Ur Girl
Katharine McPhee - Love Story
Alanis Morisette - Dear Prudence
Katharine McPhee - Open Toes
Kavana - Special Kind Of Something
Lisa Loeb - I Do
Lisa Loeb - I Wish
Lisa Loeb - Fools Like Me
Lisa Loeb - Waiting For Wednesday
Lisa Loeb - Truthfully
Lisa Loeb - Stay (I Missed You)
Lisa Loeb - Do You Sleep?
Lisa Loeb - How
Lisa Loeb - Falling in Love
Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
Young Jeezy feat R.Kelly - Go Getta
T-Pain - Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')
Rihanna feat Jay-Z - Umbrella
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr The Mmrs
Lloyd Banks feat Akon - My Town
Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder
Omarion - Ice Box
Lloyd - Get It Shawty
Bone Thugs N Harmony feat Akon - I Tried
Daughtry - It's Not Over
Ne-Yo - Because of You
Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
Jennifer Lopez - Que Hiciste
Hinder - Lips of an Angel
Fall Out Boy - This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
Hinder - Better Than Me
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down
Lil Mama - Lip Gloss
Linkin Park - What I've Done
Lloyd feat Ashanti - Southside
Nelly Furtado - All Good Things Come To An End
Feist - My Moon My Man
MIMS - This Is Why Im Hot
Lisa Loeb - Let's Forget About It

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