Showing posts with label Buhay G4M. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Buhay G4M. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Tripper na Tunay

Maraming nagsasabing “tripper” daw sila. Meron pa ngang nagsasabi na curious tripper. Hindi ko alam kung merong kaibahan dito. Sila ba iyung mga nakikitrip lang minsan pagkatapos na masatisfy ang curiosity ay hihinto na? Sila ba iyung mga kapanalig ng “just try everything once”? Malamang ay hindi. Masarap kaya makipag-trip. Kaya tanggalin na natin iyung mga adjectives na iyan dahil ang alam ko dalawang klase lang ang tripper. Iyung tunay at iyung huwad.

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Saturday, January 20, 2007

Update!

After a very loooooooooong break, I have finally updated my blog :) And I've changed the URL to http://www.ilovekojimoto.blogspot.com

Even the template is new; it's a picture of me edited a ala Andy Warhol, which is very street graffiti, very cool :) i love you all.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Bantay Bata 168

One evening, Mugen decides to chat-ala tripper in G4M just to pass the time...

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bantaybata: nice profyl.. wahahah

mugen: thanks kiddo.

bantaybata: kiddo tlga.. hahaha... aliw basahin.. btw, got face pic?

mugen: yep meron. heehee.

bantaybata: pasend...
(mugen: bratty ha, pagtripan nga.)

mugen: what will i get in return?

bantaybata: ewan.. hahaha... may face pic nman aq sa profyl q.. eion.. its up to u if you'll send it or not..

mugen: you look cute, young, and fresh. hehehe. (mugen: i sense the spirit of my notty side emerging)

bantaybata: hahaha. tnx.. im just 16, that's why
(mugen: please dial 168 for bantay bata.)

mugen: haha, lagot ako sa bantay bata pag ganun? nagpapaalaga ka ba totoy? Hehe.

bantaybata: hahaha... pede...

mugen: hmm. interesting. may mga namit ka na ba dito sa g4m?

bantaybata: yup.. 2 p nga lng eh..face pic..

mugen: kulet mo naman. iniinterview pa kita eh. mawawala ang thrill kapag nakita mo kaagad mukha ko.

bantaybata: bkit..? gusto mo ym n lng tau? tagal xeng proseso pag dto

mugen: wala akong ym dito sa bahay ko eh. gaano katanda ang mga namit mo?

bantaybata: 26, and 19 (mugen: siraulong 26 yun ah! cradle snatcher!!)

mugen: hahaha sino si 26? was it a friendly meet up?

bantaybata: yup... EB lng tlga.. Bsta, g4m member un.. hehehe, cute kso ndi nkkipagrel.. sayang..

mugen: hehe, shempre luko luko yung mga matatanda dito. usually papakita lang nila sayo yung pet nila. hehehe. (mugen: bad yan... bad boy!!)


bantaybata: heeheh.. maayos nman ung nmit q.. alam lumugar.. hahaha

mugen: gud answer. for that, here's my pic bro.

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I thought the chat would end there. Knowing how swift transactions are made in that website, it's either I passed or failed in the eyes of that kid. However, adopting a confident attitude in such setting has its advantage. The person Mugen is chatting with is just a teenager, who is also a bottom. A guy who has a "psychological" background like Bantaybata might probably be looking for someone stronger - A sort of big brother Mugen still subconsciously seek, if they think in the same way.

The chat would have ended, if the kid decided not to exchange messages anymore. But after several minutes of silence, my speculations were all correct. Not only his messages began to pop again, he had complimentary words ready to catch Mugen's waning attention.

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BantayBata: ok.. tnx... hahaha.. gusto q ung caption* nung pic.. hahaha...

Mugen: nakalimutan ko na kung ano yung caption ko eh. pasensya na, ulyanin na kasi ang mga 25 years old ngayon eh.

BantayBata: hahaha.. aus lng un.. pati din mga 16 y/o// haha.. btw, lapit na q out.. have globe?

Mugen: hawak ng gf ko yung phone ko for a week eh. Teka whats with my caption? (Mugen: Wow, this is fiction! I can't believe I still have some bisexual trappings in me! Haha)

BantayBata: la.. never mind.. hahaha.. my gf ka pla.. di mo nssabi.. hehehe..

Mugen: meron nga, may kabit naman na lesbian. Might as well raise a little kid instead. (Mugen: This statement my dear readers is what you call Magical Realism)

BantayBata: hahaha.. ganun.. grabe..

Mugen: Thats life. You know what, I think that you're mature for your age. Keep it up, malayo mararating mo. :P


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The conversation went on for a few more exchanges. But I feel that the more I prolong the chat, the more I feel that both of us are hitting on each other. The problem is, he is the one giving the motives. Restlessness and boredom, on the other hand tempts me to respond in a flirty manner. After all, there's no greater fun in the world than to know that you made someone excited just by teasing him with erotic-induced words.

When I was 21, the best tease one could say to me is "I'm gonna #^$!^ you day and night!" Trust me, it could force me out of the house at the middle of the night and into the place of the one who said it.

Perhaps, that's what I miss sometimes - the feeling of being teased and the feeling of being the kid again. At 25, it's awkward to act in such way unless a 30 or a 28 year old would be the one to tell you that. (Some did attempt, but the more I get older, the more I restrain myself.) If there is any good conclusion to this brief chat I had with the kid, it is that I felt I just talked with my younger self this evening. In the way he answered my question and reservedly flirted at me, in the way he loved being the one protected and enjoyed being called the "kiddo,"

I just heard myself saying, "I wish you were there... when I was twenty one ".

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Mugen: we could still see here. Bookmark kita para lagi akong nakamonitor sayo. Are you the eldest?

BantayBata: youngest... alagang alaga...

Mugen: ganun ba? Thats great. Im happy for you kiddo.

BantayBata: kiddo.. wahahaa...

Mugen: you like it huh?

BantayBata: yup.. hehehe.. aliw... *wink

Mugen: I would have loved it if someone called me that when I was 21. Dito na lang muna ok? I'll catch up with you next time. Be good! Names J, Kiddo. Ingat ka.

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*Wanna Sleep Wid Me? I Snore Loudly! - caption of my private pic.

Sunday, December 3, 2006

Theory Of Bisexuality

Sigmund Freud's theory of bisexuality limits itself to birth. He says that we are all born bisexual, but during the early stages, we subconsciously decide whether we choose to lead the straight life or the gay life. He limits his bisexual theory to the earlier stages, but my theory is extended until death.

I believe that everyone is bisexual, but has been subconsciously repressed because we have been raised that it is wrong, and society dictates that heterosexuality is the norm. We have been conditioned to believe, by the media, even the church, that homosexuality is a crime, a SIN, and that it is to be avoided at all costs. And of course, monkey see, monkey do, we repress every homosexual tendency because we have been brainwashed by every reliable source that is a behavior that is considered not normal.

But first off, let us define homosexuality. It has been descibed, in laymen's terms, as a preference, both in the aspect of love and sex, to people of the same sex.

Sex is sex. We derive the same kind of sexual pleasure whether or not done with a man or a woman. Arousal lies on the nerves, and it can be stimulated by various things. The nerve does not choose what arouses it. On the subject of love, it is the same with sex. Love is an emotion that can be channeled to anyone we feel affection for. Do we choose who we love? We do not.

Society has been succesful in brainwashing us and instilling in our minds that homosexuality is wrong. But only if we are open to it, if we break free of society's ridiculous rules, and be more open-minded, then we would know that being with someone of the same sex is not that different.

Disclaimer: I am not promoting homosexuality.

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Saturday, December 2, 2006

Lessons From G4M (Pamphlet Number Two)

kurapik: kelan tayo meet? kakayanin ko na titi mo

mugen: not interested dude.


kurapik: magaling naman ako chumupa ah (I would have answered. "Mas magaling at mas masara ako tsumupa sayo parekoy," just to insult him but to avoid making things more intricate...)

mugen: pasensya na po. sana nagbabasa ka ng profile kasi hindi naman ako pang sex eh.

kurapik: oo nga pala di pala ikaw un.. wrong send.hehe sowee...

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When will they ever learn?

Before, I get pissed off whenever I would send a friendly private message (peksman!) to a guy that interest me, only to be ignored in the end. It makes me less of a person, really. But now that I'm getting more views and messages (which tend to turn me off sometimes) in that website, I'm beginning to get the drift as to why some guys prefer to ignore guys who appear quite desperate for attention in G4M.

Take for example one time, A stocky guy sent me a message asking for a hook-up three times in just one week. Fuck ko daw siya sabi niya. Three times I ignored his message because I found his desperation too pathetic. Even if I'm single, I wouldn't take his offer.

As a rule, never get too aggressive to a guy, especially if he appears more physically superior to you. Always remember that gym buff, masculine guys (who prefer posting their chest, abs and torso instead of a regular face pic) won't stoop down to the level of being the one to ask favors. At the same time, straight acting homos would prefer the indirect approach when seeking a hook up. That leaves the effems (mostly) and the kids (mostly rin) to the job of seeking partners, especially if they belong to the lower heirarchy of PLUs in the website.

Examples of a good and a bad opening line:

Gymgoer guy to a buff guy: "Dude ganda naman ng chest mo, gaano mo katagal dinevelop yan?" (chances are, the buff guy would be flattered. Obviously, the message conveyed a friendly tone, despite having some possible hidden agenda behind the senders motive.)

Regular guy to another regular guy: "Nice profile men! I share your sentiments." (another good approach. Take note: both guys should have equal looks, or at least compliments what both guys are looking for. If one appears physically inferior, the lower the chances of recieving a reply)

A guy with an effem-looking/lanky pic to a regular naked guy: "Sexy naman poh ng body mo. Care for SEB here's my number 0917 xxxx, and ym purpleazureemeraldsky@yahoo.com" (ultimate turn off dude, especially if the regular naked guy prefers discreet average guys. Never give your personal details in your opening message) Another variety would be something like this: "You make me horny bro. Password pls." (You're too fast. Make sure you have an equally interesting pic to match his.)

Naked regular guy to another naked regular guy no face pics included: "Pare san ang area mo? Astig ng profile mo/Trip kita." (straight to the point, without the mention of any direct, aggressive sexual motive whatsoever. Based on experience, many masculine guys talk this way in G4M)

Two goody-goody guys discovering that they found the same interest in one of the forums: "Ei! Naglalaro ka rin pala ng DOTA/Red Alert/Need For Speed/ etc. etc. Minsan one on one tayo." (same interest will almost always lead to a good conversation. It depends however where would the conversation lead to.) or "Ay gusto mo rin pala si Mariah at si Madonna! Soundtripping tayo dito sa bahay minsan"

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I really don't know how other people conduct their business in G4M. But based from my two profiles - one real one and one alterprofile using a very hot guy's pic, I get an idea as to how guys communicate to one another. If there are four basic important lessons a PLU must always remember when establishing contacts with other guys in that website, these are;

1. A guy must read a person's profile - status, sexual preference, and other important notes no matter how long or dramatic or psychotic the profile may be.

2. If a guy could not stand up with his looks, a good, friendly and positive attitude would do.

3. If you really want to meet serious and friendly guys, avoid the sexual forums at all cost.

4. There is such a rule that says... "pumantay ka sa katapat mo." If you think he is a god, it would be wise to resort to a demi-god instead.

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Too bad, the guy who sent me the message above would never get to read this little entry. Badtrip kasi eh, instead of just quietly boywatching some guys in that website, ganun pa ang marerecieve ko. I wonder, is he able to succeed in hooking up with guys at all? Anyhow, I would continue observing the habits and attitudes of guys over there. At least, I get to see first hand - even if its just a little piece of the action, of how the art of hooking up with a stranger begins.